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was_tansu_now_badhedgehog ([personal profile] was_tansu_now_badhedgehog) wrote2009-05-18 03:58 pm
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Habits This Cat Has Of Which I Disapprove

1. Wanking. I don't mean to be pseudo-Victorian about it. Indeed, I turn a blind eye to the wool-based frotting activities. But I really do find it offputting to see an animal wanking with its paws. It isn't right. And the cock licking disturbs me - cat's tongues are all rough and shit, for heaven's sake. And furthermore, aren't cat penises barbed as well? There's a danger he could get stuck, like velcro. I don't want to have to see that.

2. Attempting to rewire technological peripherals.