Habits This Cat Has Of Which I Disapprove

[was_tansu_now_badhedgehog]

1. Wanking. I don't mean to be pseudo-Victorian about it. Indeed, I turn a blind eye to the wool-based frotting activities. But I really do find it offputting to see an animal wanking with its paws. It isn't right. And the cock licking disturbs me - cat's tongues are all rough and shit, for heaven's sake. And furthermore, aren't cat penises barbed as well? There's a danger he could get stuck, like velcro. I don't want to have to see that.

2. Attempting to rewire technological peripherals.

Comments

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

My favorite phrase of the day: wool-based frotting activities.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

It's even worse when you scritch a cat's belly and then notice that he's getting a hard-on.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

That's why all my cats have had degenderfication operations.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

This was pre-neutering. I said "Right. OFF WITH THE GOOLIES."

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland would have been significantly more disturbing if the Queen of Hearts had gone around shouting "Off with his Goolies!"

[tansu.livejournal.com]

He's not even my cat...

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

the slut!

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason I dont keep cats. :)

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

I am very happy that Yoda has not discovered this as a hobby!