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[was_tansu_now_badhedgehog]

Cat: I want what you're having.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I want some I want some I want some give me some.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: Oh I want some give me some it smells real good.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I'll just sit here and watch each forkful and then you can change your mind and give me some.
Me: OK, well I've finished now, I'll put the plate on the floor and you can lick up the smidgens.
Cat: *SNIFFS PLATE* Urgh, don't want any. *FUCKS OFF*

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This is Yoda. His preferred perch is the arm of the couch closes to where I'm sitting (the couch is right beside the table). He hunches like a vulture and does begging eyes like Puss In Boots from Shrek II. Then he grimaces so hard his lips quiver away from his teeth when he realizes I've been eating cauliflower and hummus or some such.