Lewis/Heikki
Mar. 10th, 2008 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
was_tansu_now_badhedgehogWarning to some of my friendslist who may not be au courant with either a) all my interests or b) the weirder things people do these days: the content under the cut pertains to slash, which is where one makes pretend that two characters (classically, two male characters) are romantically entwined or indeed At It Like Knives. Not only that, but this relates to a rps (real person slash) situation where we speculate and make pretend that two real people are romantically entwined or indeed At It Like Knives. The real people who we shall be discussing are one Lewis Hamilton and one Heikki Kovalainen. Note to those of my friendslist who may not be au courant with all my interests: these gentlemen are Formula One racing drivers.
Anyway, so I just happened to catch an interview with Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen on the motorsports programme on Sky Sports 2. It was rather slashy. Here's how it went, slightly in paraphrase, with my comments/ stage directions in parentheses.
The scene: Lewis and Heikki are sitting side by side, wearing their racing suits.
LH: (various things, interspersed with some little glances at Heikki)
HK: Well, there is so much experience at mclaren with Finnish drivers
LH: (with great tenderness and passion) Not like you... (full-on puppy dog eyes at HK)
HK: I am still very Finnish you know! (looks at LH, giggles)
LH: Ah no, you talk so much for a Finnish dude
HK: Maybe I will stop...(slightly coquettish look, seemingly something that LH is meant to understand). He is a tough cookie but good to work with. We get on really well. (broad blissful smile)
LH: For me it's a pleasure to have him with us, he's been coming here every day , taking the opportunity and grabbing it with both hands (I BET HE HAS), we get on well and hopefully we have many more good years to come (blissful look, "I hope this lasts forever" type of thing)
Never was there such an OTP. srsly.
yeah, yeah, how sad am I, etc.
Anyway, so I just happened to catch an interview with Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen on the motorsports programme on Sky Sports 2. It was rather slashy. Here's how it went, slightly in paraphrase, with my comments/ stage directions in parentheses.
The scene: Lewis and Heikki are sitting side by side, wearing their racing suits.
LH: (various things, interspersed with some little glances at Heikki)
HK: Well, there is so much experience at mclaren with Finnish drivers
LH: (with great tenderness and passion) Not like you... (full-on puppy dog eyes at HK)
HK: I am still very Finnish you know! (looks at LH, giggles)
LH: Ah no, you talk so much for a Finnish dude
HK: Maybe I will stop...(slightly coquettish look, seemingly something that LH is meant to understand). He is a tough cookie but good to work with. We get on really well. (broad blissful smile)
LH: For me it's a pleasure to have him with us, he's been coming here every day , taking the opportunity and grabbing it with both hands (I BET HE HAS), we get on well and hopefully we have many more good years to come (blissful look, "I hope this lasts forever" type of thing)
Never was there such an OTP. srsly.
yeah, yeah, how sad am I, etc.
