I found you a housegawp. It's a good 'un. Starts slow, but builds to a crescendo.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50319212.html
Key questions: Why is there a clock in the middle of that internal window made out of an old cart wheel?
Are you *sure* the bathroom carpet never gets soggy? Really sure?
Aren't sunken baths usually bigger than standard size?
Have the garden chairs and garden table had a falling-out?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50319212.html
Key questions: Why is there a clock in the middle of that internal window made out of an old cart wheel?
Are you *sure* the bathroom carpet never gets soggy? Really sure?
Aren't sunken baths usually bigger than standard size?
Have the garden chairs and garden table had a falling-out?