Habits This Cat Has Of Which I Disapprove

1. Wanking. I don't mean to be pseudo-Victorian about it. Indeed, I turn a blind eye to the wool-based frotting activities. But I really do find it offputting to see an animal wanking with its paws. It isn't right. And the cock licking disturbs me - cat's tongues are all rough and shit, for heaven's sake. And furthermore, aren't cat penises barbed as well? There's a danger he could get stuck, like velcro. I don't want to have to see that.

2. Attempting to rewire technological peripherals.

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Another thing that annoys me.
Telemarketers who don't take no for an answer. These buggers aren't covered by the TPS because they are calling from outside the UK. If I find out where their UK office is, I can report them for continuing to call me when I've told them to stop calling me. But they don't tell me. And when I hang up, they call me back to ask why I hung up. After that, I just put the phone down on the side and let it sit for a couple of minutes, then put it back on the hook.