things misheard

The weather presenter said "There'll be more weather later, with Ena."
"Weather with Eno?" said the man of the house. "That'd be excellent; Brian Eno there with his synthesisers, giving a musical interpretation of the weather forecast. 'Showers coming in from the west' (mimes knob twiddling and keyboard playing) ::swooooooshswhshsh::"

EDICT

Music would be improved if guitar solos were only allowed subject to the approval of a licensing panel.