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Oct. 20th, 2003 05:01 pmSomething Tiburon said about user manuals made me think.
My user manual would say not to go to the bathroom and take a very loud piss while talking to one's SO on the phone. My SO's manual, apparently, wouldn't.
I called him last night to tell him what time I'd be home, and part way through the conversation there was a very loud noise. It was so loud that it sounded to me more like heavy static than heavy pissing, and I wondered whether there was a problem with the reception on my phone. I asked him what he was doing, and he sort of giggled in embarrassment and said "I'm having a piss". "YOU'RE DOING WHAT? WHAT? Where are you holding the phone?"
My user manual would say not to go to the bathroom and take a very loud piss while talking to one's SO on the phone. My SO's manual, apparently, wouldn't.
I called him last night to tell him what time I'd be home, and part way through the conversation there was a very loud noise. It was so loud that it sounded to me more like heavy static than heavy pissing, and I wondered whether there was a problem with the reception on my phone. I asked him what he was doing, and he sort of giggled in embarrassment and said "I'm having a piss". "YOU'RE DOING WHAT? WHAT? Where are you holding the phone?"
