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Jan. 26th, 2010 02:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Cat: I want what you're having.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I want some I want some I want some give me some.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: Oh I want some give me some it smells real good.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I'll just sit here and watch each forkful and then you can change your mind and give me some.
Me: OK, well I've finished now, I'll put the plate on the floor and you can lick up the smidgens.
Cat: *SNIFFS PLATE* Urgh, don't want any. *FUCKS OFF*
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I want some I want some I want some give me some.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: Oh I want some give me some it smells real good.
Me: You can't have any.
Cat: I'll just sit here and watch each forkful and then you can change your mind and give me some.
Me: OK, well I've finished now, I'll put the plate on the floor and you can lick up the smidgens.
Cat: *SNIFFS PLATE* Urgh, don't want any. *FUCKS OFF*