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Memo to lead engineer: Jackdaw Nest Project (#16 Chimney Pot Site)
Re: discrepancies in materials budget and slippage on project waypoints

The reason why you have a shortfall in the materials budget is not due to any shortcomings in the material take-off. Your budget shortfall has come about because all your twigs are falling down the chimney which is situated to the underneath of your nest construction site. This is also the reason why your team have not delivered satisfactory progress reports over the last week.

Recommendation: halt work on project and find new site.

Date: 2010-04-09 10:27 am (UTC)
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Like!

Date: 2010-04-09 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyopsqueene.livejournal.com
Ha!
The jackdaws did this to the horrible neighbours' chimney, filled the fucker right up. Being giant morons, they didn't realise until winter when they decided to have their first open fire without checking the state of the chimney first. Sadly, they got the fire brigade before the house burnt down.

morons.

Date: 2010-04-09 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleagain.livejournal.com
LOL. Had a mockingbird house construction that was completed but never occupied, because they failed to study traffic patterns. The nest was located in the shrubbery around the mail box.

Date: 2010-04-09 03:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-04-10 08:02 am (UTC)
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I am all smiles!

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